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html0 += "&quot;There are three true friends in life: an old wife, an old dog and ready ";
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html0 += "-<EM>Benjamin Franklin</EM>";
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html1 += "&quot;There are three true friends in life: an old wife, an old dog and ready ";
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html1 += "-<EM>Benjamin Franklin</EM>";
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html2 += "&quot;Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.&quot;";
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html2 += "-<EM>Thomas Edison</EM>";
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html3 += "<span class=text>";
html3 += "&quot;Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.&quot;";
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html3 += "-<EM>John Lennon</EM>";
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html4 += "&quot;If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm&quot;";
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html4 += "-<EM>Vince Lombardi</EM>";
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html5 += "&quot;We're lost but we're making good time.&quot;";
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html5 += "-<EM>Yogi Berra</EM>";
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html6 += "&quot;Women need a reason to have sex.  Men just need a place.&quot;";
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html6 += "-<EM>Billy Crystal, as Mitch Robbins in City Slickers</EM>";
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html7 += "&quot;Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.&quot;";
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html7 += "-<EM>Benjamin Franklin</EM>";
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html8 += "&quot;Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.&quot;";
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html8 += "-<EM>George Burns</EM>";
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html9 += "&quot;I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.&quot;";
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html9 += "-<EM>Louisa May Alcott</EM>";
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html10 += "&quot;Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. &quot;";
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html10 += "-<EM>Drew Carey</EM>";
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html11 += "&quot;See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. &quot;";
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html11 += "-<EM>Robin Williams</EM>";
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html12 += "&quot;My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law.  &quot;";
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html12 += "-<EM>Jerry Seinfeld</EM>";
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html13 += "&quot;Strap, God wants you on the court.&quot;";
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html13 += "-<EM>Gene Hackman, as Norman Dale in Hoosiers</EM>";
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html14 += "&quot;Gee, Ward, don't you think you were a bit hard on 'the Beaver' last night?&quot;";
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html14 += "-<EM>June Cleaver</EM>";
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html15 += "&quot;Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick once and you<BR>suck forever.&quot;";
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html15 += "-<EM>Anonymous</EM>";
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