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html += "<span class=headertext>Guaren Sounds";
html += "<table border=0 cellpadding=3 cellspacing=0 width=100%>";
html += "<tr class=mexContent>";
html += "<td valign=top>";
html += "<span class=text>";
html += "Ferris Bueller:";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='http://www.moviesounds.com/ferrisb/calmesir.mp3'>Call me sir</a>";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='http://www.moviesounds.com/ferrisb/camegypt.mp3'>Cam in Egypt</a>";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='http://www.moviesounds.com/ferrisb/clammy.mp3'>Clammy Hands</a>";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='http://www.moviesounds.com/ferrisb/whatscore.wav'>Who's winning?</a>";
html += "<br>";
html += "<br>";
html += "Christmas Vacation:";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='http://www.pusboil.com/dfkaye.wav'>Happiest Christmas since...</a>";
html += "<br>";
html += "<br>";
html += "Clerks:";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='http://www.pusboil.com/suckpark.wav'>Parking lot</a>";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='http://www.pusboil.com/37dicks.wav'>37!  In a row?</a>";
html += "<br>";
html += "<br>";
html += "Sports Bites:";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='http://crapfromthepast.com/favorites/sounds/supabowl.rm'>Super Bowl Shuffle</a>";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='http://www.folloder.com/sounds/ibelieve.wav'>Bull Durham: I believe</a>";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='/sounds/bobknight.mp3'>Bob Knight is tired of losing to Purdue</a>";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='/sounds/donfisher.mp3'>Don Fisher calling the Duke game</a>";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='/sounds/mora.mp3'>Jim Mora 'PLAYOFFS!?'</a>";
html += "<br>";
html += "<br>";
html += "Office Space";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='http://www.moviewavs.com/0056218974/WAVS/Movies/Office_Space/missingit2.wav'>Missing Work</a>";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='http://www.moviewavs.com/0056218974/WAVS/Movies/Office_Space/sexwithwomen2.wav'>White Collar Resort</a>";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='http://www.moviewavs.com/0056218974/MP3S/Movies/Office_Space/asuck2.mp3'>This is a...SUCK</a>";
html += "<br>";
html += "<br>";
html += "Dumb And Dumber:";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='http://www.moviewavs.com/0056218974/MP3S/Movies/Dumb_And_Dumber/listening.mp3'>Not Listening</a>";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='http://www.moviewavs.com/0056218974/MP3S/Movies/Dumb_And_Dumber/nofood.mp3'>No Food...no job</a>";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='http://www.moviewavs.com/0056218974/MP3S/Movies/Dumb_And_Dumber/denver.mp3'>Rocky Mountains</a>";
html += "<br>";
html += "<br>";
html += "Miscellaneous";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='http://www.cnn.com/US/9705/29/spelling.bee.final/bee.39.espn.mov'>That freak winning the Spelling Bee</a>";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='http://portfolio.iu.edu/cbburnet/Broom_Lady.wmv'>Singing IU broom lady</a>";
html += "<br>";
html += "<a href='http://www.folloder.com/sounds/ssreescaped.wav'>Shawshank Redemption: Escape</a>";
html += "<br><br>";
html += "<span class='smalltext'><a href='mailto:link@guaren.com?subject=Guaren Sound'>Submit Sounds</a>";
html += "</td>";
html += "</tr>";
html += "</table>";
html += "</td>";
html += "</tr>";
html += "</table>";

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